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Monday, September 24, 2007

American Gladiator Tip of the Day

Friends, today is your lucky day, because NBC is bringing back American Gladiators, and they want you to try out!

The only requirements are:
- Must be a "warrior type," i.e. no Canadians
- Must be "BIG" (I hope they don't bring spandex back)
- Must be "bad," ex-cons feel free to apply
- Must be "athletic," so lay off the biscuits & gravy
- Must have "heart," sorry Tin-man
- Must have "skills," presumably with a bowstaff
- Must have "a desire to COMPETE," i.e. would you kill a man for a Klondike bar?

You will be tested in areas such as strength, speed, balance and agility. Also, you have to bring a non-returnable photo of yourself. (Ugly people need not apply!)

Go get 'em, tiger!

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2 Comments:

Blogger Pete said...

I don't care what they change about the new version of the show, I just hope they bring back the tennis ball cannon!

24 September, 2007 13:29

 
Blogger Citizen Grim said...

They should just copy Ninja Warrior, but through the ENTIRE show, as contestants are working through the course, someone is shooting at them the entire time with a tennis ball gun.

24 September, 2007 15:57

 

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