Flatulence Tip of the Day
Does your dog suffer from flatulence? Or, more probable, do YOU suffer from your dog's flatulence? Look no further than the "Dog Gone Thong Flatulance Neutralizing Pad." Yes, it actually filters your dog's farts. Special. What will they come up with next?
I'm just glad for the following quotes from this site:
"Uses our famous activated charcoal cloth (washable and reusable)!"
"Suspender clips are used to make the garment totally adjustable." (Yeah, your dog won't mind THOSE being on at all.)
"They also provide quick release for allowing the dog out to do his business." (Well, that's great.)
"Patent Pending." (Pretty sure you're not competing with anyone else on that idea.)