Rabies Prevention Tip of the Day

For a helpful (albeit somewhat humorous) how-to video called, "Catch the bat!":




-Steph

Leadership Tip of the Day

1,000 sheep led by a lion is more dangerous than 1,000 lions led by a sheep.

Goat Tip of the Day

If you don't want to marry a goat, don't try any hanky panky.

Bee Tip of the Day

To quote Thor out of context, in reference to the term "Bladder Buster," , this tip "kinda makes me feel funny." Here is a tip about a few ways to learn from the mistakes of others in the art of bee keeping, and bee extermination. I think in a situation like this, it's best to call a professional!

You'll enjoy reading about this great tale of a couple guys getting a little too creative with bee-busting. (caution: language. caution: funniness.)

Deer Tip of the Day

If you're a deer and things are getting a little too crazy on your local college campus , try and make a run for it...but don't make a run for it over a wall.

If you do happen to have made an unfortunate beeline towards a wall, expect to break your leg, go into shock and run into a park full of milling humans who are enjoying a spring day.

Once in the park, run full speed towards two humans with cameras, maybe they will take a picture of you and alert people to the dangers of deer on campuses. Or maybe they will just stand there in shock and ask 'what is that, what is that, what is that?' over and over.

you think, 'use your words human. i'm a deer.'

but before you can say that you will labor into the neighboring forest where you hope the local authorities will find you.

Special thanks to Jara and Daphne

Groundhog Tip of the Day

Dearest Punxsutawney Phil:

I know you been doing this whole Groundhog Day thing for a while now, but you might want to modify your Spring forecasting methods. I don't know if you've been keeping track, but someone has, and it turns out you have been wrong 58% of the time. Yes, on a test with two possible choices, you get over half the questions wrong. This winter, you might just want to change it up a bit. If you see your shadow, you might just want to tell those dudes in the Inner Circle, in your best Groundhogese that you didn't, or vice versa. Because according to statistics, you would improve your average if you just lied every time. Or even better, this is just a suggestion, I don't know how much influence you have over this whole thing but why don't you just reverse what your shadow means. For example, with the current guidelines, if you see your shadow there will be six more weeks of winter weather. That doesn't make a lick of sense. If it's nice and sunny out, I would say spring is on its way, but then again I'm not a weather-forecasting rodent, so what do I know?

From a Concerned Citizen,
Peter Cook