Evacuation Tip of the Day

It has been reported that Texans will face certain death with Hurricane Ike. The last time this warning was issued was with Hurricane Katrina. So if you live in Texas get out of there now!

Grammer Tip of the Day

Punjab
Usage: geographical name
1: region NW Indian subcontinent in Pakistan & NW India occupying valleys of the Indus & its five tributaries; formerly a province of British India capital Lahore

Function: bad joke
2: the almost humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest multiple meanings while attempting to be harsh or "cut-down" another individual.