Trust Tip of the Day

Here is a guide to test the trust in your marriage:

1. Have husband hold ladder on stairs in narrow, dark hallway
2. Wife stand on top of the ladder
3. Wife sprays hot chemical mixture- spritz oozes all over husband below
4. Using a very sharp tool, girate body while scraping walls
5. Wallpaper shreds and crumbs drop all over husband
6. Reassure husband that razor sharp tools are not going to drop on his head
7. Ask husband to move ladder to next step, spray more stinky chemical, and repeat scraping motions
8. Thank husband for his time, patience, and strong, steady grip

-Kathryn

This just happens to be our 800th Tip! Thanks to all our contributers and commenters. Keep em coming!

Scuba Tip of the Day VII

The main thing you'll learn from scuba divers is that you probably don't want to marry them. At least if you want a happy marriage. Turns out in a small cross-sampling of scuba divers, one was married for eleven months and realized it wouldn't work out, another was married for 23 years, but "it was a blessing when it was over..." Sad.

Women-Word Tips of the Week

This week the publishers of Pete & Jay's TodD bring you a delightful series: "Words Not to Call Girls." The following five tips will be simply one word apiece, each a word you should never use when referring to a woman. Now, you'll probably notice that it's perfectly acceptable, in fact, possibly complimentary, to use these words to refer to a man. But, the same sentiment is NOT portrayed to any woman. So erase these words from your feminine vernacular. You'll be glad you did. What does happen, we've noted, is that if you use one of these words to a woman, they will turn into the word you use. For example, try using Wednesday's word to a girl. She'll become one.

Words Not to Call Women I:

"Brute"

Words Not to Call Women II
Words Not to Call Women III
Words Not to Call Women IV
Words Not to Call Women V