Lexington Kentucky has hit an infamous milestone. The place where a man has been arrested 1000 times. All the charges accruing in Lexington. For his 1,000th charge the judge sentenced Henry Earl to 1,000 days in jail saying it was only appropriate. Today's tip: Quit while you're ahead.
I can't believe I have never posted this before, but it is age old wisdom: Cell Phone companies are out to screw you Once you realize that, everything else makes a little more sense.
Here's an idea for a killer costume party. Everyone comes dressed as a famous saying/idioms. Such as " Two P's in iPod " or "Back seat driver". You could narrow it down a bit and say everyone has to dress like a famous movie line. For example you could dress as an " ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO " a you-are-here mall map for "You Had Me at Hello". If you live in California version do the Arnold Schwarzenegger version. Examples: " I'll be Bach " or the "Hasta la Visa, Baby". How can dressing up in a diaper cutting up credit cards not be fun?
Tip 1: Test your coffee cup for leaks before drinking in the car. Tip 2: If you fail to follow tip 1, keep Shout Wipes in your glove compartment. Thanks Fowler
So a friend told me about an intriguing product he found on the top shelf at the grocery store. Libby's Potted Meat Food Product. What at first it sounds like a cousin to the Chia Pet, this wonder of the modern age contains an ingredient list straight from the ghost stores told to little chicks. "Mechanically Separated Chicken, Partially Defatted Beef Fatty Tissue, Partially Defatted Pork Fatty Tissue." Yum! More great canned meat products are showcased on this page
There are reports that some gas stations in Lexington are listing their gas prices at one price on the sign, but then at the pump are actually charging a different price. The Swifty station on New Circle Rd. actually got shut down for this for a period of time at the send of September.