I'm reading this well after it was posted, but I thought I'd tell a story. My mom works for the local EMS station and she told me about a call the police recently got. The woman called in and said, "there's a rat with wings in my house!" After the police attended to the call, they reported back, "The BAT has now been removed from the premises." Ha. :)
This is a tip for those who might run where giant swarms of gnats sometimes loiter by the side of the road. This tip stems from a run on the Mayan Riviera in Mexico, but I've encountered swarms of gnats in Virginia and Kentucky as well. After your run, always stop and look in a mirror before going into public. Otherwise, you might actually complete a transaction at the resort store and greet five people before realizing you have up to 15 gnats stuck to your face and neck.
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