Turkey Tip of the Day
Turkey Pepperoni = Better for you and they taste good
Turkey Hot Dogs = Better for you but they taste bland.
Just thought you should know.
Turkey Hot Dogs = Better for you but they taste bland.
Just thought you should know.
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It consisted of Turkey Ham, regular sliced Turkey, Turkey Bologna, and Turkey Salami. All of which were delicious, and not bland.
The bologna was probably the furthest from the actual product, but most people don't really like the taste of regular bologna anyway, so maybe it's an improvement.
Also, why did the company call itself "Butterball?" Isn't that a nickname reserved for pudgy kids in middle school?