I just recently got a butterball lunchmeat variety pack, which is better for you, and cheaper than regular lunchmeat (use the cents/oz trick).
It consisted of Turkey Ham, regular sliced Turkey, Turkey Bologna, and Turkey Salami. All of which were delicious, and not bland.
The bologna was probably the furthest from the actual product, but most people don't really like the taste of regular bologna anyway, so maybe it's an improvement.
This is a tip for those who might run where giant swarms of gnats sometimes loiter by the side of the road. This tip stems from a run on the Mayan Riviera in Mexico, but I've encountered swarms of gnats in Virginia and Kentucky as well. After your run, always stop and look in a mirror before going into public. Otherwise, you might actually complete a transaction at the resort store and greet five people before realizing you have up to 15 gnats stuck to your face and neck.
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It consisted of Turkey Ham, regular sliced Turkey, Turkey Bologna, and Turkey Salami. All of which were delicious, and not bland.
The bologna was probably the furthest from the actual product, but most people don't really like the taste of regular bologna anyway, so maybe it's an improvement.
Also, why did the company call itself "Butterball?" Isn't that a nickname reserved for pudgy kids in middle school?