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Thursday, June 29, 2006

Gatorade® Tip of the Day

Contrary to what one might expect, Gatorade has little to no effect when used to water your houseplants. That special blend of Water, Carbohydrates, Sodium, Chloronium, and Potassium doesn't make the leaves greener or the stems stronger. They don't develop extra endurance, their hangovers are not cured, and they are neither rehydrated, replenished, nor even refueled. Disappointing, I know.


Blogger Kris said...

However, if you put red gatorade in a vase with a white carnation, it will change the carnation color. This works with purple or blue too.

29 June, 2006 23:00


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