Simian Tip of the Day

By CGrim -
If you know what's good for you, never trust a monkey. They will turn on you at the first opportunity.

The shifty little sneakers.

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Jay said…
Oh, and there was a FREAKY-A movie in the 80s (Monkey Shines) about a quadriplegic man who "hires" a monkey to take care of him, and then the monkey turns on him and is constantly trying to kill him. One of the freakiest movies EVER.
07 June, 2006 11:33
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