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Thursday, June 08, 2006

Trampoline Tip of the Day

If your jumping on a trampoline over at someone elses house (ed note: also known as trespassing) barefoot make sure you watch out for those traingle shaped hook attachments. Jumping on one can cause some major bleeding!


Blogger Jay said...

Yes, in fact, this is why we at Pete and Jay Enterprises do NOT endorse trespassing to jump on others' tramps, snorkel in others' ho-tubs, bask in others' saunas, etc. Because in this sue-happy world we live in, even though someone was trespassing, the owner could, in some situations, be held liable for injuries. So, the moral of the story? No trespassing!

09 June, 2006 09:16

Blogger Andy said...

Father, forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who have trespassed against us.

09 June, 2006 16:02

Blogger vander said...

Yes, yes, forgiveness. But who's going to disinfect the trampoline?

Gross. Bloody jumpers.

09 June, 2006 17:38

Blogger Blair said...

Whoa let me clear something up the trampoline I was over with was at another friends house and there were people around at the time.

11 June, 2006 00:24

Blogger Blair said...

I had their permission.

11 June, 2006 00:29


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