Fish Tip of the Day

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If you've verbally manipulated like 8 people into swimming in the 60-degree New Jersey ocean, it's generally NOT a good idea to loudly announce that you've seen the hugest fish known to mankind swimming right past your feet, screaming like a school girl and flailing your arms and legs like a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins. I can almost assure you that most people coaxed into such a swimming venture will promptly exit the frigid water, especially if they are of the fairer sex, yet not brutes, gothtards or have cankles.

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Amanda said…
Nice use of the urban dictionary.
24 August, 2006 10:09
Stephen M. James said…
Thanks for the post Jason at http://designwell.blogspot.com/2006/02/epson-r220-cd-label-printing-in.html

I'm good. I'm getting Friday off, since I've spent 13 hours at work daily over the back three days editing/animating a video.

I also got free tickets to a Colts game from my employee. It's just pre-season, but oh well, my fiance's never been to a pro game.

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31 August, 2006 18:34
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