Let's say you're a guy and you're somewhat interested in keeping in touch with a girl you had one date with months ago, and you find out the girl needs firewood, just like you do. "Aha, sharing firewood is a good idea!" The girl thinks it could work too--having combustible material for her fireplace at a more reasonable cost and more manageable amount is great! (Girl has said she's not interested in dating said guy, but girl made unwise decision in instant messaging to be nice and playing the "just friends" card.) Let's say you call said girl on New Year's Eve to set up firewood plans and she is convalescencing with The 36-Hour Stomach Bug. This tip is two-fold: Do not ever go on endlessly about a recent relationship while having a conversation with a girl you hardly know that is writhing in pain and only keeping down crackers and ginger ale, even if she's given you the "just friends" card. In fact, this is a good tip for any p...
Comments
1 lb beef chunks
1 chopped onion
2 minced garlic cloves
3 Tbs butter
1/2 cup Ketchup
2 Tbs Worcestershire sauce
2 Tbs Brown sugar
1.5 Tbs Paprika
1 Tbs liquid smoke (optional)
2 tsp Cayenne
2 tsp Mustard powder
Salt/Pepper to taste
Mix the above, heat to boiling, then cover and reduce to simmer for 2 hours. Thicken with 2 Tbs flour if necessary.
Serve over egg noodles or mashed potatoes. Sprinkle poppy seeds lightly on top.
1.5 cups water (makes the mixing/boiling easier)