It can be really embarrassing. I had this one friend who kept getting free burritos..she didn't know why, and we finally had to tell her that it was because she was fashioning her clothes out of tinfoil. Totally embarrassing.
OK guys--I have a plan. I'm officially organizing an event-- The great burrito dress-up! Let's ALL go to Chipotle dressed as a burrito! After Thanksgiving sometime!
Let's say you're a guy and you're somewhat interested in keeping in touch with a girl you had one date with months ago, and you find out the girl needs firewood, just like you do. "Aha, sharing firewood is a good idea!" The girl thinks it could work too--having combustible material for her fireplace at a more reasonable cost and more manageable amount is great! (Girl has said she's not interested in dating said guy, but girl made unwise decision in instant messaging to be nice and playing the "just friends" card.) Let's say you call said girl on New Year's Eve to set up firewood plans and she is convalescencing with The 36-Hour Stomach Bug. This tip is two-fold: Do not ever go on endlessly about a recent relationship while having a conversation with a girl you hardly know that is writhing in pain and only keeping down crackers and ginger ale, even if she's given you the "just friends" card. In fact, this is a good tip for any p...
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