It can be really embarrassing. I had this one friend who kept getting free burritos..she didn't know why, and we finally had to tell her that it was because she was fashioning her clothes out of tinfoil. Totally embarrassing.
OK guys--I have a plan. I'm officially organizing an event-- The great burrito dress-up! Let's ALL go to Chipotle dressed as a burrito! After Thanksgiving sometime!
This is a tip for those who might run where giant swarms of gnats sometimes loiter by the side of the road. This tip stems from a run on the Mayan Riviera in Mexico, but I've encountered swarms of gnats in Virginia and Kentucky as well. After your run, always stop and look in a mirror before going into public. Otherwise, you might actually complete a transaction at the resort store and greet five people before realizing you have up to 15 gnats stuck to your face and neck.
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