Micro-Meal Tip of the Day
Often times microwaveable meals have very detailed instructions, at least up until the "eat" part. Usually it tells you to cut a slit in the plastic, microwave on high for 4 minutes, let stand for 1-2 minutes, and then the somewhat elusive "enjoy." So, if you're insanely bored some day, call the customer service number on the package and explain to them that you're "not from around here" and you got through all the steps but you don't understand how you're supposed to "enjoy" their product. What exactly do they mean? Sure to get a laugh from you, and a story for the representative to tell their friends!
Inquiring minds want to know.
I think I probably made the guy's day. He's probably used to hearing middle-aged women complain about how they burnt their tongue because there wasn't a warning about the product being hot. Or how the package didn't say the product may contain peanut extract or something.