Delta Tee Tip of the Day

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Turns out the aforementioned Delta SkyTeam Complimentary Tee can be used as a doggie diaper as well! Perfect tail hole! Also, the tee has been human tested for using the bathroom! It works GREAT!

Comments

Unknown said…
So does your dog wear diapers or use the toilet?
28 February, 2007 23:34
Unknown said…
By the way it says March 1st above your tip when my reply is logged at February 28th. Getting a little ahead of yourself?
28 February, 2007 23:40
Kris said…
Well Bair, we are international, and I am 6 full hours ahead, so sometimes our team likes to make sure the international audience has something to read in the morning.
And all I have to say about this one is ... poor Cheddar!
01 March, 2007 02:56
Amanda said…
Ched, you should change your Facebook picture to this.
01 March, 2007 08:44
Amanda said…
I think there's been a breach in the space/time continuum. What does this mean for humanity?!?!?
01 March, 2007 09:59
Matt said…
Oh, those darn S/T C breaches. They get you every time, don't they? Good fodder for sci/fi TV show scripts, though.
01 March, 2007 11:45
Unknown said…
True that if only I could get SciFi on my cablebox.
01 March, 2007 11:58
Amanda said…
I personally was a fan of Quantum Leap.
01 March, 2007 14:45
CGrim said…
I've been living 4 days ahead of you all for quite some time now. (As if that phrase is even relevant anymore!)

It's not really all that special here in the future, really. Gas prices are about the same, the weather is slightly sunnier, and monkeys have enslaved humanity.
01 March, 2007 15:18
JCo said…
Speaking of monkeys...I just watched Tweleve Monkeys this past weekend...Andy, so you are living ahead of us, but can you come back to the past?
02 March, 2007 09:23
JCo said…
Don't mind my spelling this morning. I can spell Twelve, really!
02 March, 2007 09:24
Kris said…
I may be 6 hours ahead, but I can and will come back to you...around April 19, Phil and I are scheduled to spend about a month in KY!
02 March, 2007 10:11
CGrim said…
Yeah, Jen, I can go back in time, but it's exhausting. Plus, you have to eat like 20 bananas in under an hour in order to get your potassium levels high enough to make the jump.

Instead, I just project my image backwards. Which is why you may see me in social settings, but my words don't really make sense in the context of the conversation.

Example:
Jason: "Can you watch Cheddar for me this weekend?"

Amanda: "Let me check my calendar."

Andy: "Get these chains off me, you filthy monkeys! And stop flinging feces at each other!"
02 March, 2007 10:58
Jay said…
LOL, LOL, LOL
02 March, 2007 11:07
Amanda said…
Andy, you get points for making me laugh aloud. The kids are always wondering why I laugh randomly in class.
02 March, 2007 14:16
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