Turns out the aforementioned Delta SkyTeam Complimentary Tee can be used as a doggie diaper as well! Perfect tail hole! Also, the tee has been human tested for using the bathroom! It works GREAT!
Well Bair, we are international, and I am 6 full hours ahead, so sometimes our team likes to make sure the international audience has something to read in the morning. And all I have to say about this one is ... poor Cheddar!
I've been living 4 days ahead of you all for quite some time now. (As if that phrase is even relevant anymore!)
It's not really all that special here in the future, really. Gas prices are about the same, the weather is slightly sunnier, and monkeys have enslaved humanity.
Yeah, Jen, I can go back in time, but it's exhausting. Plus, you have to eat like 20 bananas in under an hour in order to get your potassium levels high enough to make the jump.
Instead, I just project my image backwards. Which is why you may see me in social settings, but my words don't really make sense in the context of the conversation.
Example: Jason: "Can you watch Cheddar for me this weekend?"
Amanda: "Let me check my calendar."
Andy: "Get these chains off me, you filthy monkeys! And stop flinging feces at each other!"
This is a tip for those who might run where giant swarms of gnats sometimes loiter by the side of the road. This tip stems from a run on the Mayan Riviera in Mexico, but I've encountered swarms of gnats in Virginia and Kentucky as well. After your run, always stop and look in a mirror before going into public. Otherwise, you might actually complete a transaction at the resort store and greet five people before realizing you have up to 15 gnats stuck to your face and neck.
Looking for an awesome name for your relay triathlon team? Aren't afraid of a bad pun, here are a few team name ideas: Pretty Fly for a Tri Guy I Spy with my Little Tri Tri Not to Die Spry Aye aye Caption Tri High PSI Try 2 Vie Trilobites Bye Bye Miss American Tri Rock a Tri Baby It ain't no lie Tri me to the moon I just want to Tri Tri by night I believe I can Tri Born to Tri Learning to Tri Small Fry Quasi Tri Tri as we might We're so Trired Tritops
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And all I have to say about this one is ... poor Cheddar!
It's not really all that special here in the future, really. Gas prices are about the same, the weather is slightly sunnier, and monkeys have enslaved humanity.
Instead, I just project my image backwards. Which is why you may see me in social settings, but my words don't really make sense in the context of the conversation.
Example:
Jason: "Can you watch Cheddar for me this weekend?"
Amanda: "Let me check my calendar."
Andy: "Get these chains off me, you filthy monkeys! And stop flinging feces at each other!"