Guys, I know we have a hard time deciding on things. Whether it's between sausage or canadian bacon, Ford or Chevy, holy matrimony or lifelong bachelorhood , Arsenal or Manchester United, Legos or Lincoln Logs. I admit, sometimes we get stuck, astounded by the vast array of options in front of us, afraid to commit to any one of them, for fear of offending the pepperoni. But gentlemen, it's time we committed! Or as Shakespeare said, in a completely unrelated context , "Once more unto the breach, dear friends!" So without further ado, I'd like to present you with the solutions to the quandaries introduced above: 1) Canadian bacon does have an exotic reputation going for it. After all, it's international! You can almost envision those stoic bacon miners, the wild and free men of the great white north, delving deep into the earth in pursuit of that elusive vein of canadian bacon ore! Sadly, and I don't mean to disillusion anyone, but it's reall
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And all I have to say about this one is ... poor Cheddar!
It's not really all that special here in the future, really. Gas prices are about the same, the weather is slightly sunnier, and monkeys have enslaved humanity.
Instead, I just project my image backwards. Which is why you may see me in social settings, but my words don't really make sense in the context of the conversation.
Example:
Jason: "Can you watch Cheddar for me this weekend?"
Amanda: "Let me check my calendar."
Andy: "Get these chains off me, you filthy monkeys! And stop flinging feces at each other!"