Elderly Tip of the Day

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(via one of those viral emails)

If your kids take away your drivers license, try this…

Two Elderly People riding a scooter and a trailer

Comments

Amanda said…
While there are many good elderly drivers, I did recently see one lady bump the car behind her as she parallel parked. I guess that's what bumpers are for.
14 June, 2007 01:50
Jay said…
Pete and Matt--screw the motorcyle+sidecar! This is the way we should've gotten around! Maybe when we move to Wesley Village and think we're still in college.
14 June, 2007 21:49
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