Pete & Jay's Tip O Da "Day"

The thing about modern offices is that they are over-air conditioned. So even if it's a nasty hot August afternoon outside, it's probably a polar ice cap in your cubicle. The return from lunch is the worst part; if you've been outside, thawing for any length of time, the refrigerator that is your office will seem that much colder. The solution is to have a sweater, just like Mr. Rogers, that you leave at work all the time. In my case, a Gortex sleeping bag and an insulated down coat would barely make a dent. I add fingerless gloves in extreme circumstances. My tip is this: make sure your office sweater is the right combination of old/ratty and presentable. You want to make sure no one notices it or wants to steal it, but you can't very well be sporting pilly fleece with embroidered Christmas decorations in front of management and maintain any kind of dignity. It's all about balance.

You can make chocolate-covered anything with minimal effort just by keeping M&Ms on hand. Chocolate covered pretzels? Just throw a few M&Ms and a couple of pretzels into your mouth. The same principal works for chocolate covered cashews, raisins, and peanuts. I discovered this during a lull at Phonathon one night and I can’t tell you how much it has improved the quality of my life! I even know “someone” who made turtles in his mouth by adding a Kraft caramel to the M&Ms and pecans. -Jeanette (aka, "Real Rock's Mom")

Here's an easy way to spice up a regular old pot of coffee. This is especially helpful if your budget has required you to buy Maxwell House this month, instead of Starbucks. Sprinkle some cinnamon in the bottom of the coffee filter. Fill filter with coffee, and then add a few (2-3) drops of almond extract to the coffee grounds. The coffee is now lightly flavored without adding calorie-laden syrups. At the very least, you have at least succeeded in masking not so great coffee. Enjoy!

3. Piranha-Infested Moat - Centuries ago, when people wanted to defend their land, did they look to Brinks Security or ADT? Heck no. They surrounded the castle with a moat, and poured burning oil on anyone foolhardy enough to cross it. As we already noted, however, oil is a bit pricey these days, and spraying your town council with the garden hose is unlikely to have the same effect (unless the Wicked Witch of the West is on your town council, in which case it's at least worth a try). To compensate for these changes, we suggest filling your moat with piranhas. While you're at it, go ahead and release all sorts of savage animals into your yard, like wolverines, walruses, and mongeese to leap out of the undergrowth and savagely maul any intruders. No doubt this will further endear the hippies from #2 to your cause. By Citizen Grim Guide to Keep the Government from Seizing your Property (Part I) Guide to Keep the Government from Seizing your Property (Part II)

The mileage on our bodies is like the mileage on our cars ; the further we go, the more maintenence we need. One way to keep ourselves healthy is to change our shoes as often as we would, say change the oil on our car. Just like each car is different, and takes oil changes at different times...some 3,000 miles, and some can go 6,000, different shoes are the same way. While Nike recommends that you change your shoes every 300 miles, New Balance recommends a 500 mile change. So, when you go to buy your shoes, ask how many miles those shoes are rated for (or better yet, do your research before you hit the store), and make sure to keep track of how many miles you have run in those shoes.

For those of you who live or work in and around the Nicholasville, Kentucky area you can find a treat of a dentist in Dr. Hinkle . No one really wants to go to the dentist, but you wasn't find a friendlier one in the Bluegrass area. When you leave you might actually find yourself thinking "That's was nice, I wasn't wait to go back. What the heck was I just thinking? I can wait to go back its then dentist. Ohh I can't believe I just thought that, I am so ashamed." The added bonus about going into the dentist in Nicholasville is that since the teeth to people ration is slightly lower then in other parts of the country you don't have to worry about waiting in line. And did I talk about price yet? Dr. H is cheap, I've heard about a family of 4 getting out of there for under $300, and I paid less than $80 just for myself. That is great for those of us without a dental insurance, but for those who do have dental insurance, here is a bonus tip thanks to Jay...

While I realize this tip is more vulnerable than most people tend to be, it's also ME we're talking about, so you shouldn't be surprised. That being said, read at your own risk. So, I've never been a heavy sweater. I sweat a little, but not a lot. So I was always surprised that my undershirts would yellow in the arms. Because I didn't sweat too much, I used to wear my undershirts a couple days before washing them. I always did the smell test, but figured undershirts weren't EXACTLY underwear. You can disagree if you want. Anyway, what's my point? My point is, I recently bought a new batch of undershirts, and with a new lease on life decided to only wear undershirts for one day before retiring them. I noticed that the yellowing is no longer an issue! This leads me to my tip. Only wear undershirts for one day. ALSO, I heard rumors that the yellowing is caused not from sweat but from the deodorant itself! So, if you see someone with pitted out yellow shirts, fe...

A friend of mine once asked her sleazy male co-worker what men looked for in women. I don't know why she thought that was a good idea. Anyway, his answer was: "wear shiny things and red". I rolled my eyes, but tested and found it true. That's all it takes; try it out. It will bring you to a new level of disappointment in the shallowness of the human race. It's kind of like the Clark Kent/Superman syndrome, only in reverse. (Now she's pretty, now she's not. Red and shiny, not red and shiny, and so on.)

It's amusing to get an ironing tip from someone who doesn't actually own an iron, isn't it? Tip: you don't really need an iron. As long as you're prompt when it comes to pulling clothes out of the dryer and you don't heavily invest in linen, everything just kind of de-wrinkles itself. If you get to the dryer too late, throw a wet washcloth in with the wrinkly clothes and give them another ten minutes. Presto!

You're starving . You're in a third-world country. You're at the airport and you see a sandwich vendor . You buy one of his delectable sandwiches and are very excited to eat it, when you realize he hands you a sandwich that's been sitting out, unrefrigerated. Do you eat it anyway? If you're feeling lucky. My eating of such a sandwich resulted in about 36 hours of stomach discomfort , thankfully AFTER I returned home. Still, in general, you never what strains of salmonella, typhoid or syphilis you can get from such a sandwich. When in doubt, throw it out.

2. Create an Endangered Habitat - If wanton environmental catastrophe isn't your style, then that first option is probably not for you. You also probably never had much fun playing SimCity . However, rather than destroying the environment (and earning the ire of hippies everywhere), you can actually use that same awesome power to your advantage! (No, I'm not talking about summoning a tornado, although if that is within your capabilities, go for it.) Instead, take your garden hose (or better yet, the neighbor's!) and leave it on all night. And the next day. And for the better part of a week. Gather a mob of tree-huggers, then contact the local news and tell them how the government wants to turn your wetland into a parking lot. (Note: it is crucial that you use the word "wetland." This is the politically correct code word for "must be saved at all costs," as opposed to "swamp," which is the exact same thing, but conjures a different image in pe...

In watching movies such as Meet the Parents , or High Crimes , we get a glimpse of what it would be like to be subjected to a polygraph. The truth is, they are not really "lie" detectors . They simply read our bodily reactions to questions. Just because you have a strong reaction to a question does not mean that you are lying about it. In fact, they simply can not tell why you have the reaction. A good test administrator will be able to get a confession. There are, however, ways to fool a polygraph machine, and perhaps the administrator of the test. One way is to bite your tongue for about 15 seconds before a question to about 15 seconds after (not including, of course the time that you're actually saying 'yes' or 'no'). Doing this on a control question will cause the machine to read a reaction. Then, on more difficult questions, your reaction won't seem so big. Specialists use to tell people to "pucker" to get this same effect, but...

If you have your own blog and would like to add a few personal touches one easy way to do this is to change your comments link to say whatever you want. Example: You can change your comments from saying 0,1,2 comments to...Show me some love, 1 wink, 2 hugs, etc... The above changes are just an example from my blog . Directions for how to change your comments can be found at Interblogger . There are also other great tips for personalizing your blog at this site.

When doubling, tripling or quadrupling a cake recipe, make sure you pay attention to how much you fill the pan. The math might tell you that a 12 x 18 pan requires you to multiply everything in your normal yellow cake recipe by four, but it doesn't necessarily mean that you'll end up with the correct amount of batter for said pan. When in doubt, just fill the cake pan to between 1/2 and 3/4 full and put the rest in a smaller pan...(yes, I know it's hard to accept that you can't use every bit of the batter that you've slaved over for an hour in that one pan). If you put any more than this amount in such a gargantuan pan, you might find yourself cleaning up cake-batter stalagtites and stalagmites in your residential oven until 2:30am...not to mention extinguishing multiple oven fires. Also, remember that if you are using farm-fresh eggs to bake (NOT ones that have been refrigerated and at Kroger for a week), they will cause a cake to rise twice as much as store-bought...

For those of you who enjoy shooting stars, there is a meteor shower called the Perseid that can best be seen between 1-5 am on Thursday and Friday August 12 and 13. Make sure the sky is clear, that you are in an open area and you are reclining or laying down as not to get a sore neck . The meteors will radiate from the constellation Perseus which in North America rises in the evening in the northeast. Happy shooting star gazing!

Girls, do not wait until prince charming magically appears to buy things for your kitchen. I don't cook (ever) but have noticed this trend in young women who do. Some things should wait for marriage (ahem), but buying a KitchenAid mixer ? Go for it. If you DO get married, I can pretty much guarantee the groom-to-be is not going to give two flips about registering for one. Unless he's an amazing chef , in which case he would've gone out and bought his own mixer, because men are apparently allowed to do that. Same principle applies for matching dishes, small appliances and "real" furniture . None of that junk is super important, but if your sole reason for holding out is the hope of eventual matrimony, sweetie, you got problems .

In the professional world, if you need to gain approval from another department for something, it's more effective to take a confident approach. As long as you are the resident expert on said subject, try thanking them for their approval ahead of time, rather than saying "I hope we'll receive your approval." As you deliver the piece, a polite, "I appreciate your approval on this," will go a long way in establishing your expertise on the subject and return an approval to you faster than you could have thought. Creating the Perfect Design Brief by Peter L. Philips

In response to the Supreme Court's decision in the Kelo case back in June (which basically said it's cool if the government wants to bulldoze your 19th century Victorian to build a 21st century shopping mall), it looks like local governments around the country are standing up and saying, "Actually, we're not big fans of that idea. Shame on you! Bad court! Bad!" Unfortunately, since many of you find yourselves living in states that could care less about silly notions as "private property" (i.e. Connecticut, California, or Red China), here is part one of the handy-dandy guide (in no particular order): 1. Scorched Earth - Perhaps the easiest strategy is to simply douse your property in sweet sweet gasoline. Depending on your level of technical sophistication, this can be done using a variety of methods, be it crop duster, sprinkler, or a simple bucket. Sadly, the price of gasoline these days could make this a little costly, but for us pyromaniacs, it w...

After the service has ended, wait until the well-meaning, but still very loud praise band has finished up their closing song before you attempt to have a conversation with anyone. You may as well just sit around and look at each other because you can barely hear yourself think , much less hear about someone else's weekend. So unless you want to be forced to talk to someone (of the opposite sex) quite closely, ahem, then you're really better off waiting .

For those of you who may not have lost your wallet, keys and pants but still have your cell phone with you you might appreciate a couple of kinda geeky but kinda cool things. If you want to send a text message to yourself or someone else but don't want to fiddle through trying to type on a numpad check out this little page from Google . (A little note, where it says "Select your phone's cellular carrier", you actually need to select the carrier of the person your sending the message to.) Some of us just have to have that kind of fucntionality in a Widget , and there are widgets avaible for sending text messages to Verizon customers for both Dashboard and Konfabulator . Or if that kind of stuff is child's play for ya and you actually want to get the weather, find the meaning of a word or just wanna know the zip codes of the town your in check out Yahoo! Mobile . Also, each individual cellular carrier has their own set of tricks up their sleeve, check out your car...