Marriagability Tip of the Day

A friend of mine once asked her sleazy male co-worker what men looked for in women. I don't know why she thought that was a good idea. Anyway, his answer was: "wear shiny things and red". I rolled my eyes, but tested and found it true. That's all it takes; try it out. It will bring you to a new level of disappointment in the shallowness of the human race. It's kind of like the Clark Kent/Superman syndrome, only in reverse. (Now she's pretty, now she's not. Red and shiny, not red and shiny, and so on.)

Comments

Kris said…
Alright, since my mom won't comment for herself, here's what she said to me this morning..."Have you read the tip of the day today? I think vander molen is so funny!"
Jules said…
I need more red. And shiny things. I'm sorry? That's not what I was supposed to glean from this post?

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