Marriagability Tip of the Day

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A friend of mine once asked her sleazy male co-worker what men looked for in women. I don't know why she thought that was a good idea. Anyway, his answer was: "wear shiny things and red". I rolled my eyes, but tested and found it true. That's all it takes; try it out. It will bring you to a new level of disappointment in the shallowness of the human race. It's kind of like the Clark Kent/Superman syndrome, only in reverse. (Now she's pretty, now she's not. Red and shiny, not red and shiny, and so on.)

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Kris said…
Alright, since my mom won't comment for herself, here's what she said to me this morning..."Have you read the tip of the day today? I think vander molen is so funny!"
18 August, 2005 12:54
Jules said…
I need more red. And shiny things. I'm sorry? That's not what I was supposed to glean from this post?
19 August, 2005 09:08
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