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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Submarine Tip of the Day V

Or known as "Pimp my Sub." The industry of "sub pimping" is far under-developed. And why not have some pride in your ride? After all, it's a bunch of guys driving a sweet-A boat round the ocean! Since testosterone is at a fairly alarming rate, we recommend a few items to turn that hooptie sub into a "Shaggin' Waggin'." Well, maybe not a shaggin' waggin' due to the lack of ladeeez up in the crib. BTW, I love how they define "crib" as "domicile..." Anway, the first thing we'd recommend is your very own set of "bulls balls," or "bumpernuts" to hang on the propellor on the back of the sub. You know, the things that redneck men in Nicholasville love to put on their '82 F-250s to compensate? Yeah, those. Other things we'd recommend are dualies, chrome, a low-restriction air filter, and one of those dancing hula girls on the sub's dashboard. Wait, do subs have dashboards?

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Blogger Amanda said...

As soon as I saw the picture, I thought, "Jason posted this."

03 May, 2007 13:28

Blogger Jules said...

it's true amanda, it's so true.

03 May, 2007 15:17

Blogger Jay said...


04 May, 2007 00:00

Anonymous Kyle Calton said...

So, we do have somewhat of a dashboard in certain places on the sub. In maneuvering, where I usually stand watch, we have a spot where we put a little toy submarine... we move it at midnight (while making whistle, steam, and techno music noises) to show that we're one day closer to home! It's one of the many factors that show you we don't get out much.

04 May, 2007 16:14

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