Flipping Tip of the Day
So the slotted turner you were using to flip burger yesterday just didn't cut it did it? You can hardly flip a dead cow, much less slash an attacker with a 4" blade or open a bottle. Next time try the Barbecue Turner of Death™ from Pampered Chef. Because you always needed a never-needs-sharpening knife to open your Ale-8 while flipping burgers.