American Gladiator Tip of the Day

By CGrim -
Friends, today is your lucky day, because NBC is bringing back American Gladiators, and they want you to try out!

The only requirements are:
- Must be a "warrior type," i.e. no Canadians
- Must be "BIG" (I hope they don't bring spandex back)
- Must be "bad," ex-cons feel free to apply
- Must be "athletic," so lay off the biscuits & gravy
- Must have "heart," sorry Tin-man
- Must have "skills," presumably with a bowstaff
- Must have "a desire to COMPETE," i.e. would you kill a man for a Klondike bar?

You will be tested in areas such as strength, speed, balance and agility. Also, you have to bring a non-returnable photo of yourself. (Ugly people need not apply!)

Go get 'em, tiger!

Comments

Pete said…
I don't care what they change about the new version of the show, I just hope they bring back the tennis ball cannon!
24 September, 2007 13:29
CGrim said…
They should just copy Ninja Warrior, but through the ENTIRE show, as contestants are working through the course, someone is shooting at them the entire time with a tennis ball gun.
24 September, 2007 15:57
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