Flatulence Tip of the Day

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Does your dog suffer from flatulence? Or, more probable, do YOU suffer from your dog's flatulence? Look no further than the "Dog Gone Thong Flatulance Neutralizing Pad." Yes, it actually filters your dog's farts. Special. What will they come up with next?

I'm just glad for the following quotes from this site:

"Uses our famous activated charcoal cloth (washable and reusable)!"

"Suspender clips are used to make the garment totally adjustable." (Yeah, your dog won't mind THOSE being on at all.)

"They also provide quick release for allowing the dog out to do his business." (Well, that's great.)

"Patent Pending." (Pretty sure you're not competing with anyone else on that idea.)

Comments

JCo said…
Seriously...how insane. Changing a dogs diet will help with the above stated problem and it is a lot less embarrassing for your dog.
13 September, 2007 15:22
Jay said…
Yeah, I know. Crazy. I cannot imagine anyone actually purchasing this product. But then again, I also can't imagine people buying the dog bed ramp either. Or the OMG, I don't want my poor Fufu to have to bend down too far to eat bowl. But, people are crazy when it comes to pets.
13 September, 2007 21:25
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