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Sunday, September 10, 2006

Moving Tip of the Day

Official Rule just established today: If you're the last one moving out of the house and crap is left behind by other inhabitants, you are welcome to take whatever you want and keep if for your entire life. It's your right. :-)

16 Comments:

Blogger Amanda said...

I concur wholeheartedly - Congratulations Jay! You now have possession of the infamous quoteboard, some leftover wassle-making cider, one dirty sock, cheese dip, two bottles of chocolate sauce, several packages of meat, and a genuine, handy dandy toilet bowl cleaner. I'm sure you're ecstatic!

10 September, 2006 11:30

 
Blogger The Keiser said...

Hahaha! Have fun with all that.

10 September, 2006 12:59

 
Blogger Jay said...

Also including, but not limited to: a "gently used" plunger, gobs o' toxic chemicals, one rollerblade, an already-opened bag of soil, all the cleaning solutions I can shake a stick at, different hair samples in awkward places, boxer shorts reading "I (heart) Jen," boxer shorts reading, "I (heart) Mom," and a few half-eaten dog-treat, gummy bear clusters. Yeah, I'd say I cleaned house!

10 September, 2006 14:04

 
Blogger Kris said...

As someone who's almost always last to move out, I concur and applaud this tip!

10 September, 2006 22:35

 
Blogger Kris said...

Oh, but over the years, I've gotten a few movies, a crock pot, a microwave, a knife set, some silverware and other such things left behind!

10 September, 2006 22:35

 
Blogger JCo said...

What is this about "I (heart) Jen" boxers????

11 September, 2006 12:23

 
Blogger vander said...

Yes, that's suspicious. Clearly Cheddar has some explaining to do.

11 September, 2006 14:14

 
Blogger Andy said...

Are you suggesting that Cheddar makes custom-embroidered underwear when no one is around?

Because if so, I've got some ideas I'd like to run by him...

11 September, 2006 14:30

 
Blogger Jay said...

Well, I can tell you they weren't mine! And Matt doesn't wear underwear.

11 September, 2006 20:44

 
Blogger Jay said...

OK, I think Matt wears underwear.

11 September, 2006 20:44

 
Blogger Jay said...

And yes, Cheddar embroidered, "HAH, I just ate your socks" onto my socks. Then he ate them. Not the brightest cookie in the crayon jar.

11 September, 2006 20:45

 
Blogger Stephanie said...

Hahah! In my baseboard cleaning/vacuuming:

- I learned that Pete is a shoe thrower/kicker (marks on the back of his closet). :-) Watch out, Jen.

- I found a half-used vial sample of Ralph Lauren Romance for Men in Jason's room.

- I also found plenty of hair samples on the stairs.

- I think it's funny that Matt never replied to your underwear comment! Wise double-post there, Jay.

11 September, 2006 20:56

 
Blogger Jay said...

Ah, this is like the TodD glory days where comments soared into the twenties and thirties.

11 September, 2006 22:27

 
Blogger Amanda said...

Ew...that picture is gross.

Yes, I laughed out loud on some of these comments. Good show guys.

12 September, 2006 09:59

 
Blogger Stephanie said...

What was it about ears having the consistency of....was it...dried apricots? Let's get THAT one going again. :-)

13 September, 2006 10:36

 
Blogger Pete said...

sorry

02 November, 2006 09:01

 

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