Driving Tip of the Day
With the middle of summer here, everyone is due at least one small road trip. To help you on your jorney, this week at Tip O Day Day, we will present a full set of car travel tips all from different members to our Crack Writing Team™!
No matter where we are we always find ourselves saying things like, "Man, people in (insert wherever you are) need to learn how to drive!" In Elizabethtown, I swear it's true. My tip? Make sure you bring your nightvision goggles should you choose to turn left on a dark road in E-town...apparently, they don't know where to find the switch that turns on the lights in their cars! Caution, not following this advice could land your car looking something like this.
No matter where we are we always find ourselves saying things like, "Man, people in (insert wherever you are) need to learn how to drive!" In Elizabethtown, I swear it's true. My tip? Make sure you bring your nightvision goggles should you choose to turn left on a dark road in E-town...apparently, they don't know where to find the switch that turns on the lights in their cars! Caution, not following this advice could land your car looking something like this.
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FYI if you click on the Elizabethtown link and watch the trailer: ain't no rivers anywhere near E-town. That ain't our cemetery neither. And, frankly, the courthouse doesn't look familiar. Kudos to them for pronouncing "Louisville" correctly, though.
And Jay, thanks for welcoming me to the nasty cycle that is the car payment...have to have a car to go to work, have to go to work to make the car payment!