Leftover Tip of the Day

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Don't put turkey livers in the microwave. They can, and will explode.

Comments

JCo said…
Sounds like there is a great story behind this tip!
28 December, 2005 09:54
Jay said…
Gross. My Grandma eats turkey livers and other nasty seemingly inedible parts of the turkey. Sick.
28 December, 2005 10:58
vander said…
What's grosser than gross?

My grandpa used to take the baggie of guts that comes inside frozen whole turkeys and nibble on them raw. Just enough to make my mother turn four shades of nauseous, though, so it was really for entertainment value.
28 December, 2005 11:11
Jay said…
What is the deal with old people doing that? They like guts of animals. My grandma said she's eaten everything of a pig, except the ears. I believe her. She's even eaten pickled pig hooves. Sick.
28 December, 2005 12:26
JCo said…
I am amazed he was willing to go to such extremes for entertainment. Yuck.
28 December, 2005 12:50
Stephanie said…
*Stomach lurches*
28 December, 2005 15:07
Jay said…
By the way, we got my dog some pig ears to chew on. He loves them. It's a little weird for me to think that he's gnawing on a pig's ear. Disturbing.
28 December, 2005 16:26
Anonymous said…
Call me crazy but I have never seen a dog in your house.
28 December, 2005 20:10
Jay said…
My parents' home, technically. I still call it mine. :-)
29 December, 2005 18:18
Kris said…
No, no story, couldn't be, my dad would never do that!
30 December, 2005 01:02
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