This is a tip for those who might run where giant swarms of gnats sometimes loiter by the side of the road. This tip stems from a run on the Mayan Riviera in Mexico, but I've encountered swarms of gnats in Virginia and Kentucky as well. After your run, always stop and look in a mirror before going into public. Otherwise, you might actually complete a transaction at the resort store and greet five people before realizing you have up to 15 gnats stuck to your face and neck.
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Once upon a time the mom of a guy I was dating pulled me aside to her sewing room and measured my wrist, after which she recommended the type of clothes I should wear...after all, I was medium frame, but nearly a large frame. Stuck with me for years before I said "good grief" and got over it. So that's another one: large-framed.
So, are you going to do a tip for words you shouldn't call men...?