Jen Garner Tip of the Day
Or, better known as: "Things 'Garnered' From Watching Alias." If one of your missions sends you to an adult theater in Zurich (and let me stand on my soap box for one second...WHY has the word "adult" become associated with all that is evil, vile and foul?) and you happen to find a human head in a box under a seat, you might want to let a manager know. I mean, they should seriously fire their janitorial staff. To "overlook" a human head in a box is pretty much grounds for instant dismissal. Plus, who would WANT to be a janitor at an adult film theater? I'm sure a human head is only one of many disturbing things that could be found.
"Have you ever seen a stripper before?" -Jim
"Jennifer Garner played one on Alias - one of her many aliases." -Dwight
"Me neither." -Jim
Oh, and this is the first time in weeks that my blogger has come up in English!