Submarine Tip of the Day VII

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This is the last one; don't worry.

If you have purchased and worn your lead underwear from our previous tip, whatever you do, don't wear them in a situation where you might be given a wedgie, because chance are, a wedgie with a pair of lead underwear would not only REALLY hurt, it probably could also give you lead poisoning. Just food for thought.

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Anonymous said…
Just like graphite penicils they should make graphite underwear.
04 May, 2007 15:34
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