Dating tip of the day

There seems to be a lot of dating advice swarming our little tip site of late! Intriguing. Your auntie Vander is here to help. Here are some classy pick-up lines to get conversation going on that awkward first date:

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Do you have a BOYfriend? . . . How about a MANfriend?"

"Did it hurt?"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" (Be careful with this one. Theologically it sort of implies that the girl is Satan; that's not flattering. Well, maybe in some circles. Anyway, be cautious.)


LDB said…
haha! I never thought that the "falling from heaven" line implied the girl is Satan before...but, when you think of it that way....that's hilarious! haha!
silly boys....
Anonymous said…
These aren't classy pick up lines!

Sorry Teresa but i can't have you deceive my fellow male readers.

But here's my personal favorite:

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together"

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