Dating tip of the day

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There seems to be a lot of dating advice swarming our little tip site of late! Intriguing. Your auntie Vander is here to help. Here are some classy pick-up lines to get conversation going on that awkward first date:

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Do you have a BOYfriend? . . . How about a MANfriend?"

"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" (Be careful with this one. Theologically it sort of implies that the girl is Satan; that's not flattering. Well, maybe in some circles. Anyway, be cautious.)

Comments

LDB said…
haha! I never thought that the "falling from heaven" line implied the girl is Satan before...but, when you think of it that way....that's hilarious! haha!
silly boys....
20 October, 2005 10:09
Anonymous said…
These aren't classy pick up lines!

Sorry Teresa but i can't have you deceive my fellow male readers.

But here's my personal favorite:

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together"
20 October, 2005 21:31
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