Nut Tip of the Day

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Feeling down while at work? Nothing will brighten up your office and your life like a walnut buddy. Simply place a walnut on your desk and draw a face on him with a fine-tipped Sharpie.

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LDB said…
Walnut buddy???

Wow...you guys really are low on tips, huh?

I'll see if I can scrounge some up in the next couple of days....
02 October, 2005 11:11
Jay said…
Look for tomorrow's NUTT tip of the day, where we receive some helpful information from RNutt.
02 October, 2005 11:41
Anonymous said…
"I want one!"
06 October, 2005 09:41
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