Feeling down while at work? Nothing will brighten up your office and your life like a walnut buddy. Simply place a walnut on your desk and draw a face on him with a fine-tipped Sharpie.
This is a tip for those who might run where giant swarms of gnats sometimes loiter by the side of the road. This tip stems from a run on the Mayan Riviera in Mexico, but I've encountered swarms of gnats in Virginia and Kentucky as well. After your run, always stop and look in a mirror before going into public. Otherwise, you might actually complete a transaction at the resort store and greet five people before realizing you have up to 15 gnats stuck to your face and neck.
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Wow...you guys really are low on tips, huh?
I'll see if I can scrounge some up in the next couple of days....