Glue Tip of the Day

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Before using an unfamiliar toilet, please. Do yourself a favor. Make sure that the last jacker didn't put GLUE on the seat. Otherwise, you'll end up screaming for your life, passing out, and threatening to sue Home Depot or something. And folks, I'm not making this up. True story.

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JCo said…
This guy just doesn't know how to look at the bright side...doesn't he know some of the best ideas are born in the bathroom?
15 November, 2005 08:06
Anonymous said…
I dont get it. Harry Potter sniffs glue in the bathroom?
15 November, 2005 09:58
Jay said…
I often have good ideas in the bathroom as well, although, typically the shower is my best bet. Just check out my former inspiration tip of the day.
15 November, 2005 11:18
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