Prank Tip of the Day

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Bored? Call up your local Wal-mart, and with the best Nicholasville accent you can muster, utter the words, "Yes, is this Wal-Mark?" And proceed to ask the receptionist how to "git yer pitchers from yer pitcher-taker to your terminal, and to the Wal-Mark photo center." Also ask, "do I need an Internet?" It'll be a great evening of fun.

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Kris said…
Or, e-mail Scott Hatfield, he was a master prankster in his day.
21 November, 2005 12:51
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