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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Exfoliation Tip of the Day

Need an interesting way to exfoliate your hands and make them smooth as a baby's behind, while being extremely productive at the same time? Prepare a ham for baking. The salt, brown sugar, and other seasonings that you rub on the ham will create the "satin hands" effect. And whaddya know? You'll have a perfectly seasoned ham to put in the oven once you're done.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That gross to think of your dead skin on something that people eat :)!

31 March, 2005 08:35

 
Blogger Stephanie said...

Well, if you want to get really technical about it, you leave dead skin cells on just about everything you touch! :-) But really, you wash the spices and sugar off in the sink and that's when you notice your hands are smooth. :-) Besides, how many people remember your mom and grandmother preparing a ham in latex gloves? We know they're good for peppers...but ham? Dunno about that.

Who cares about a few cooked skin cells (besides that of the pig we now call dinner) when you could have found a finger in your chili? Ew.

31 March, 2005 09:18

 
Blogger vander said...

This begs the question, though...what am I going to do with all that ham?

31 March, 2005 09:52

 
Blogger Pete said...

Plus guys can't resist salt and brown sugar.

31 March, 2005 09:53

 
Blogger Rnutt said...

So, who's going to host the next dinner party with ham? :) I think we need to have a cook-out soon. This weather is so begging for it!

31 March, 2005 14:45

 

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