Kissing Tip of the Day
If you want your girlfriend to actually kiss you, it's generally NOT a good idea to "go in for the kill" with your mouth open. She just might think you're 1.) silly, 2.) disgusting, or 3.) silly & disgusting. Even worse than going in with your mouth open would be going in with your mouth open and tongue out. And worse STILL would be mouth open, tongue out, and aiming for her nose (by the way, whoever did that in photoshop really isn't that good.). Neither of those would be conducive to continued oral connectivity. Asburians, is that Craig Hodges?
In related news: the pirate phrase "Prepare to be boarded!" is also not appropriate pre-kissing talk.
Andy, you realize that if it would have gained traction at the yard sale, it would have been ALL Jason. You might want to rethink your involvement if it should arise again in the future. But I hope it won't, since I ALWAYS follow VM's tips.
Of course, it was atop a kissing booth that Seth made the romantic declaration. "Yes, I AM an emo geek. Acknowledge me now or lose me forever." And for that I am slightly partial to kissing booths. (that one was for you CA).