Dateworthy List of the Day
We've polled lots of women and have found several initial cues to quickly determine if a guy's NOT dateworthy. If he does any or all of the things on this list, he is probably Holistically Weird™ and you will need to directly tell him to "back off." Again, please add to our list should you possess more wisdom than us. (Like that's possible)
- his friends call him "Mr. Boring" or "Señor Boring"
- he either plays or is from "Organ"
- he looks more "seaworthy" than "dateworthy"
- he has longer hair, bigger boobs, or smaller waist than you
- he cancelled "Game Nite with Mom™" to go out with you
- he clips his toenails during church
- he announces bodily functions before and/or after bathroom visits
- his neck is wider than his head...and hairier
- in a bedroom situation he says, "you have to look closely." (hey, it's the 90s)