Bacon Tip of the Day

Bacon is mighty tasty, but you should be careful when you cook it. It turns out dodgy bacon killed some senior citizens. We're not 100% sure what classifies bacon as "dodgy", we are also not sure exactly sure what gastroenteritis is. But, any word that starts with "gas" can't be too good, and with a word that long it must have been painful.

So remember boys and girls, to bac1 your bacon fully or you could be letting bac2 live!

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Comments

Jay said…
I (heart) the word dodgy.
Jay said…
Especially when used in conjunction with "stodgy" which could refer to the old people mentioned in the article.
vander said…
tAin't nothing worse than stodgy dodgy bacon.
Pete said…
I don't need adjectives. I (heart) bacon.
Anonymous said…
Raw bacon??

Just thinking about what that would feel like sliding coldly down my throat gives me shivers down my spine...

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