Bacon Tip of the Day

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Bacon is mighty tasty, but you should be careful when you cook it. It turns out dodgy bacon killed some senior citizens. We're not 100% sure what classifies bacon as "dodgy", we are also not sure exactly sure what gastroenteritis is. But, any word that starts with "gas" can't be too good, and with a word that long it must have been painful.

So remember boys and girls, to bac1 your bacon fully or you could be letting bac2 live!

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Comments

Jay said…
I (heart) the word dodgy.
20 September, 2005 12:24
Jay said…
Especially when used in conjunction with "stodgy" which could refer to the old people mentioned in the article.
20 September, 2005 12:25
vander said…
tAin't nothing worse than stodgy dodgy bacon.
20 September, 2005 12:51
Pete said…
I don't need adjectives. I (heart) bacon.
20 September, 2005 13:43
Anonymous said…
Raw bacon??

Just thinking about what that would feel like sliding coldly down my throat gives me shivers down my spine...
20 September, 2005 17:02
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