Marriagability Tip of the Day

A friend of mine once asked her sleazy male co-worker what men looked for in women. I don't know why she thought that was a good idea. Anyway, his answer was: "wear shiny things and red". I rolled my eyes, but tested and found it true. That's all it takes; try it out. It will bring you to a new level of disappointment in the shallowness of the human race. It's kind of like the Clark Kent/Superman syndrome, only in reverse. (Now she's pretty, now she's not. Red and shiny, not red and shiny, and so on.)