101st Tip of the Day
For our 101st tip ever, we would like to review what we've learned so far:
- Don't cook cookies on a stove
- Send people e-mail at random times
- iTunes has free songs
- Pete & Jay don't know a lick of German
- Vacuum up good smells
- Blame B.O. on a coworker
- Wear colored undershirts
- Holes in gloves are better then no gloves at all
- Blogger doesn't care what time it really is
- Zap PRAM to refresh you Mac
- Pete is full of really bad puns
- People sleeping on the couch wake up after people who live there
- You don't have to start a blog to be cool
- Don't only tell Jay when your birthday is
- Never battle parkers alone
- Keep deodorant everywhere
- Get extra body condiments
- Locate where your iTunes really are
- Don't rely on DSL
- Odwalla bars are good and good for you
- Punxsutawney Phil is one confused little groundhog
- The only reason you should ever tuck anything into your underwear
- Cats make good bug catchers
- How to auto-mount a server in OS X
- Things not to say while watching football
- Scotch Tape on a keyboard is fun
- Use only trusted eyebrow waxers
- Don't comment if your friend didn't
- Grease is good for leather
- Use paper towels when opening bathroom doors
- Italian dressing to spices up veggies
- How to lighten a color in Illustrator
- Pretend you have a Valentines date
- Velcro helps cover unwanted em gaps
- Take a shower for a quick idea
- It is easy to burn fondue
- Some cellphones don't understand the term silent
- Don't keep beef in the fridge for more then a week
- iChatStatus makes you cool
- Ovens are hot
- Double stick tape does wonders on a hem
- Keep and extra key somewhere
- Be on the lookout for good free MP3s
- Jury duty sucks
- LiveType can actually be pretty cool
- you don't have to title all in one place
- Don't get a girls number by pretending you want to buy her car
- The Navy can help you uncomplicate
- There are things your foot just won't do
- Call short pants capries
- Don't paint with the windows closed
- Email is a good place to make notes to yourself
- Enjoy freedom of speech
- Make per diem work for you
- Tape middle-schoolers in their room
- Be good to your teachers
- Don't leave a guy handcuffed then walk away
- Take care when placing Styrofoam cups
- Don't catch on fire then look in a mirror
- Someone will kick over a drink placed on the floor
- Don't limit yourself to the original use of olive oil dispensers
- Teaching in Fayette County reduces your snow days
- Drink lots of water
- It's easy to make up your own holiday
- Peppers and eyes don't mix well
- Footwear makes a great barrier for tacks
- Run on the tips of your foot to stretch out you legs
- Timezones don't follow any real rules in Indiana
- Don't miss Jule's birthday
- You can have fun with bright flashes of light and almost asleep roommates
- Flirting can be taken in many different ways
- Theamed ties aren't usually cool
- How to always pick winning iCaps
- Don't run to the doctor at the first sign of funk
- Who would you rather be in a hot tub with?
- Gum doesn't go through the wash well
- You actually need to study for the GRE
- Ham basting is similar to hand moisturizing
- whisper things to friends on the phone
- Exercise your toes by picking things up with them
- Keep track of time changes to avoid waking up early for church
- Body wash will not wash away testosterone
- Drink water to take more "breaks" at work
- Males should never wear fleece pants
- Flower colors complicate things
- How to iron by not ironing
- Take extra care when waking someone from a coma
- How to take care of long wet hair fast
- Waste time by driving around a new town without a map
- Pepper shakers make good taco props
- Small incremental cleaning can help avoid a big mess
- It is possible to avoid sneezing & sneeze on demand
- There are many ways to look silly while running
- Work is all mental
- Chad has no idea how to play poker
- New dark towels tend to bleed
- If you say "it'll be fine" it won't
- There is a reason a ladder that those last two rungs
- It will rain at Ichthus
- Lugging your luggage sucks
- And today's tips is, you might have a 99 day streak on getting a tip posted on time that streak will break eventually. Combine that with some miscalcuation on when your 100th tip really occurs and you'll have to fudge it by making your 100th tip your 101st tip. You can always make up for it by adding a cool new feature, like a link to a cool 100% legally free MP3.
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