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Monday, February 14, 2005

Valentine's Tip Of The Day

OK. Valentine's Day is a PAGAN holiday. At least to those of us singles. It's wonderful when you DO have Valentine's plans to rub it in to your single friends, so here's a way to get back at those who DO have dates.

First, I know it's more than a little tacky, but mail yourself flowers at work. When you get them, open up the card, and just smile. Beam.

Next, get on the phone a couple times during your day (preferably when people are around) and pretend to have a kissy, sticky sweet conversation, and blush a lot.

Finally, if anyone asks if you have plans, just blush, and say, "maybe..." and don't mention any details. That way, it's not lying, and when peoples' imagination can fill in the blanks, it's a much more convincing and juicy story. That gets you through Valentine's Day. No promises for the day after--because guaranteed, people will ask you what you did.

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5 Comments:

Blogger JCo said...

So Jay...how do you blush on command? That should be another tip.

14 February, 2005 10:08

 
Blogger Pete said...

Jay, did your coworkers buy it?

14 February, 2005 12:55

 
Blogger JCo said...

And I want to hear all about your day tomorrow!

14 February, 2005 13:46

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real trick is to send flowers to someone anonymously and watch them try to figure out who sent them. Be sure to put something juicy on the card. It’s even better if they are seeing someone that doesn’t like Valentine’s Day.

15 February, 2005 00:00

 
Blogger Kris said...

This is precisely why the big selling slogan for the sophomore class valentine's was "Buy one for your sweetheart, or buy one for yourself!"

15 February, 2005 08:24

 

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