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Sunday, February 06, 2005

Football Tip of the Day

Everyone watches the "big game", even those like Jay who haven't watched a single sporting event since last years "big game". To avoid sounding like a complete newbie here is a list of terms that have nothing to do with football: Home Run, Derby, Match, Inning, Wheel, Court, Net, Goalie, Mallet, Pit Crew, Puck, Spoiler, Forward, Jockey, and Power Play.

And remember kids:
"Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent" Proverbs 17:28a

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3 Comments:

Blogger Jules said...

I'll add a few:
grand slam
umpire
manager
dugout
hat trick
dunk
three-pointer
half-court

06 February, 2005 13:52

 
Blogger Kris said...

Just remember, this is not the type of football where we yell Gooooooooooooooooooal when someone scores!

06 February, 2005 17:19

 
Blogger Jay said...

Another thing not to do: Do not ask why "Northeast" is playing "Phi Gamma Delta." The "NE" actually stands for "NEBRASKA" and the "PHI" stands for Philadelphia.

08 February, 2005 11:55

 

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