Fly Tip of the Day

So, we know that some people are more prone to forgetting to zip up their flies than others. I've compiled a few ways to tactfully tell a gentleman that his fly is down, with a touch of humor. This is only if you don't have a shirt like this or a hat like this that will automatically make them check. Remember, it is best to say these things in a discreet manner as to not alert the entire fellowship hall about the situation.

Let's get the tried and true ones out of the way:

• XYZ (eXamine Your Zipper)
• Barn door's open

And some new ones just for kicks:

• You've got Windows in your laptop
• You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones
• Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
• Jason, you know that thing that you always forget about, well it happened again

Now kids, I had some help from a very, very funny site. I've left out the borderline-shady ones. But if you care to do more research, click here. If you have others, feel free to add them.

--Peter Cook also contributed to this report